Deception for Dinner - Side Story

Megumi had no idea what was happening, only that her mood went from erotic to confused in an instant. She stared with a puzzled brow at Inari's reaction, watching as the Kitsune woman suddenly began to shrink with her tails wrapped around herself, until she became nothing more than a little ball of fur. That...was something you didn't see everyday. No sooner than the ball hit the water, the door opened and a very visibly angry woman stormed into the spring. Whoever this was, she clearly had some kind of beef with Inari.

From the time the ball sank into the water to the time the new woman entered, Megumi had very little time to react. She was never the smartest person in the room, and had absolutely no clue what was going on, but boy could she think fast on her feet. So, without missing a beat, she waded forward with the ball of fur tucked down close to her groin below the water, while she straddled Kai's hips and gyrated forward against him. To further the illusion, she looked back over her shoulder at the doorway and flashed an annoyed glower of her own.

"Hey! The hell is wrong with you?" she said, continuing to move her hips. "We're kind of in the middle of something!"

Kai knew exactly what was going on when he heard the yelling about "Slutty Furball" It wasn't hard to connect the dots with Inari's panic, and before he could do much Megumi was straddling him again and pressed between their groins was the yellow furball that was Inari. In the time it'd taken Megumi to position herself he'd used water to wipe his mouth, specifically if the fox woman had lipstick, then place his hands on his partner's shoulders as though he was getting into it just as the new Kitsune burst into the room. Demanding to know where Inari was.

Leaning to his right Kai looked over Megumi's shoulder at the woman his surprised look turning to a lecherous smile. "Excuse me missus." Kai addressed the new Kitsune in the room, "This is a private hotspring..." His words trailed off though there was a better way now wasn't there?

He would look to Megumi, for a moment then to the new pink haired woman with the eight tails, then back to Megumi, "Darling, come now. Surely you wouldn't say no to such a beautiful woman joining us, even perhaps an uninvited one?" He would only pause for a second directing his lecherous gaze to Yao. "Perhaps the Missus would like to join us??"

The Kitsune woman's raging eyes addressed each of the room's occupants in turn, first falling upon the woman who was facing away in a forward riding position over the male and then him as well as he glanced over his shoulder with a rather unsurprising suggestion, but still one that irritated her in the current situation.

"You can stop the act," she replied to their faking with a stern tone. "I know she's hiding around here somewhere unless she dragged you here to undress and then wander around town naked. ...Not that I might put that past her if she were eager enough."

As the pink-haired kunoichi spoke she produced the exact same wardrobe that Inari had just recently stripped off and neatly folded in the dressing room, though there was noticeably... less fabric. The clothing was overall shorter and smaller and with much less room for the busty girl's chest.

She scrutinized the both of them, looking for any sort of crack in their demeanor that might give them away. She was rather good at telling the truth from a lie being an elder and all, though she still had yet to look it. She'd even half-seriously vied for the title of permanent matriarch with her seeming immortality granting her much greater knowledge than her peers.

Megumi offered an annoyed groan, and continued her motions atop Kai, although a little less vigorously than before. She gave him a mock glare and said, "I mean sure, on an ordinary day, but I kinda just want to get off and head home. It's been way too long a day, and I'm close enough as it is." She furthered her statement by reaching into the water and pressing her hand between her legs, giving a few firm rubs and moaning softly under her breath. In the same motion, she made sure to actually have Kai slip inside her, in case this woman decided to more closely investigate. The ball of fur that was Inari shifted a little between them, but remained where it was. She half-wondered whether the Kitsune had any idea what was going on or where she was when in that form.

Kai smiled sensually at his partner, when she decided to put a little more realism into their little performance. From a spectators standpoint it might seem like he was being playful with a lover, "Oh well, I was hoping for something more adventerous, but I guess we'll do what you want this time." He would look back over to the Kitsune woman standing there and completely ignored the clothing set she'd pulled out and responded, "I don't know who you're looking for, and the only act is the one you're interupting." He made refrence to the naughty ongoings between himself and Megumi, pushing his hips up at the end of his sentance and squeezing the little blonde furball between them.

After the extacy of that moment would wear off Kai would address Yao again, with a sudden more serious tone shift. "So please leave."

Unfortunately, while things were going quite well above the water what with Yao's expression of anger fading to one of confused annoyance everything wasn't quite so peachy below the rippling water caused by the two bodies moving. Unfortunately even a transformed Kitsune needed to breathe and her tails weren't exactly airtight. Inari's lungs were beginning to burn and she was getting pretty desperate for some sort of air supply. She couldn't help herself as several bubbles broke the surface of the water between the grinding couple. It immediately gained Yao's attention who raised a doubting brow and leaned out over the water to attempt to see if there was anything amiss between the two bodies.

Megumi, of course, didn't notice the bubbles. With all the movement going on between her and Kai, the water was rippling and sloshing enough as it was for her to be able to tell the difference. So when the new Kitsune decided to come closer and further inspect them, she shot an annoyed glare at her. "Uh, hello? We said get lost! If you really want a go that bad, then we can work something out later, but we said we want to be left alone right now!"

And with that, Megumi held her fingers up and created a shadow clone--a clone that was just as naked--which promptly started to usher Yao out of the spring, forcefully if it had to.

Kai did his best to keep Megumi between himself and Yao effectively shielding Inari from detection, giving a little cover to Inari if the shrunken ball wanted to take a gasp for breath, over the water swishing with movement, and the talking she might even be able to get a gasp off. He would let Megumi do her thing however, she was a jounin after all, and a really good one at that.

"You wouldn't want a diplomatic incident after all." Kai added to Megumi's warning.

"You speak like we really care what people think of us..." Yao spoke darkly to Kai's comment. She made no movement to evade the clone's attempt to shove her out of the area, instead merely swiping one of her tails, now transformed into the shape of a blade, at the approaching faux woman. "We drink the very souls of men like cheap wine and everyone knows it. It's not like we can harm our reputations."

Meanwhile, Inari had finally reached the point of no return, violently poofing out of her transformation and leaping to the surface for a heavy gasp of air, splashing about in a panic as she struggled to catch her fading breath and remain above water. Though her general appearance matched that which had entered the bath, her proportions did not. She was much smaller and lacked all the womanly curves she'd been proportioned with before. Her original appearance had been a ruse and in her panic for oxygen she'd returned to her actual form.

"Were you just gonna leave me down there to drown?!" she complained angrily in a much more high pitched and much less sultry tone.

"Inari-dono!" Yao's voice rang out above everything else, sounding shocked and appalled at the sight now before her. With a quick wave of her hand, Inari's more sensitive parts were enveloped in a thick fog of smoke.

"You didn't get rid of her?!" Inari sounded just as shocked, though her question was directed back toward the two currently engaged in an act of coitus. "Owowowowow!" She wiggled and waggled frantically as Yao claimed two of her soggy tails in a massive paw and dragged her up out of the water, easily standing on the surface even given the rough waves that had been produced.

"The lot of you have much to answer for. If the lady has given up her virginity already there will be hell to pay..."

A lot happened in the next few moments, most of which Megumi wasn't prepared for. The only thing she had been prepared for was Yao resisting her clone, and that went pretty much as expected. When the fox woman lashed out one of her tails as a blade, the clone caught it between her fingertips. The clone was about to push things further, but then things went...weird. When Inari reappeared from beneath the water, no longer transformed in her fur ball form, she was...different than before. Gone was the full, voluptuous figure of the woman who had previously been sharing the spring with her and Kai. Instead, Inari had gotten a little smaller in some areas. Well, all areas really.

"Wait, what?" Megumi, both the real one riding Kai and the clone standing next to Yao, stared at the girl flailing and coughing for air with narrow, confused eyes. She completely ignored Inari's question about getting rid of Yao, and instead stared closer at the girl, trying to make sense of what she was seeing. After a moment, the real Megumi finally stood up off of Kai and leaned forward with her hands on her hips. "You're a kid?"

When everything finally clicked, she turned her attention to Yao and waved her arms off. "Okay, hold up, there's been a huge misunderstanding here. Five minutes ago, she looked like...well like this." She gestured her hands down at her breasts. "Not like that!"

Wait a second.

Wait a God Damn'ed second here.

Kai was being pushed into this thing by a pup. A little girl pretending to be an adult, pretending so well that in fact she'd actually gotten one over on him, he was so concerned with his well being that he'd not even realized the signs of what was going on, he'd been completely thrown off balance.

Cutting through the comotion came a deep laugh of some gratification and a lot of relief. And maybe a little comedy at what had just transpired. Mostly he was laughing at the minnow pretending to be a Great White. Soon the overpowering laugh settled. "No don't worry she's unharmed." He would not look at the girl the same way as he had the volomptous woman she'd been before. He would still be giving the little girl his shit eating grin.

He was the mouse that escaped the cat. And for that Kai was extremely pleased both with himself and with this turn of events.

Inari continued to wiggle about, first swimming through the air and then going to swinging her arms about quickly as if she were planning on taking off in flight.

"W-w-wait, Miss Yao! I haven't done anything!" she shouted hurriedly. "Just let me go!"

"I'll let you go when you promise not to sneak away from the Lady Yamanaka in an effort to spear yourself on some man's unclean thing," Yao answered straight back with venomous irritation. She turned to look at the two whose good time had now been interrupted by Inari's shenanigans. "It would appear that the two of you have been duped. I apologize for the trouble we've caused you, but now that the matter has been resolved we must be leaving."

With nothing more to say or do concerning the man and woman, Yao tossed the now damp clothing at her matriarch and strode slowly out of the hot spring.

"Make yourself decent for our meeting, you horny, gluttonous little piggy." Inari could only reply with a long groan of disdain.

"Uh, right, yeah..." Megumi said, still watching the scene unfolding before them with wide, blinking eyes. Of all the ways she had expected this encounter to go, this was definitely not one of them. Apparently, they had been tricked by some perverted kid who really wanted to get laid, and while normally she had nothing against that, she felt suddenly betrayed and used.

As Yao started to drag Inari away, Megumi just sat back down in the water next to Kai and turned to him with a questioning stare. Her clone, too, decided to join them, too lost in her moment to actually disperse it. "Okay, so that was weird. And, oh, what was that thing about stealing men's souls? Because that sounded even weirder than a girl pretending to be a grown woman to bang us."

Kai's laughing slowed as He sat back to where he had been. Breathing a deep sigh ne placed his hands upon the edge of the spring and relaxed a bit watching the show unfold brushing over the little insult about being unclean.

When Megumi and her clone sat beside him me would start to explain it to her, "They drink Chakra through intimate contact with men." Kai explained, "Its supposed to feel really good. And I'm not sure its just men." He would wrap his arms around each of the lovely twins and relax accordingly. "I still think this is one for the books."